i knew it!  marriage causes cancer!

A Chicago study involving 8,652 people aged 51 to 61 found divorced people have 20% more chronic illnesses such as cancer than those who never marry.

not to mention a sudden plunge into stupidity as well as a general ineptitude pertaining to all things important to the healthy functioning of society as a whole if you believe american tv and newly confirmed supreme court justice sotomayor.

this probably has something to do with the fact that bachelors are consigned to the fringes of society and have to spend their lives in sports bars watching “jackass” re-runs in order to more completely dumb down.

after all, they were apparently attractive to someone before they got married.

i can only surmise that it serves as training for their future lives as husbands.

however, i still find myself unable to reconcile this level of stupidity with the fact that men are able to amass such amounts of money as to enable their wives to move to the caribbean and support themselves, a couple of cabin boys, and an entire rum industry.

where, and to whom, do i send my grant application?


8 Responses to “marriage”

  1. UTLgirl Says:

    Somehow I knew over coffee this morning that a marriage blog was soon forthcoming 🙂

  2. Mean Gene Says:

    Heard this on the radio a couple of days ago.

    “What are the three rings of relationship”

    The engagement ring….. the wedding ring…. and…………………… suffering.

    Well I thought it was funny… time to go diving. Oink oink.

  3. Boy oh boy…two weeks withought a new blog post…what’s up with that? Did ya get married or somethin”?

  4. UTLgirl Says:

    Oh Jungle… must I get ugly?

  5. Are you out of the blogging business?

  6. Utlgirl Says:

    Jungle… don’t make me get out the flying monkeys!

  7. Maureen Says:

    We the people demand a new blog post. We will not be denied, and we will withhold the bacon.

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