daily horoscope

This is a great day for action, but it’s not such a great day for deep thinking.

ok, shallow thinking it is: the color of the day is black; item of the day is thong. (i can do this!)

Your brain is excellent at coming up with new schemes, but maybe not so hot at understanding complex ideas or performing elaborate calculations.

let’s see, an automatic floor sweeper would be good.  all i need is a two legged dog, a towel, and a couple of bungie cords.

Mental absorption is not going to be your forte today, so it’s not a great day for lectures or convoluted foreign films.

note to self: take “lolita” back to the video rental.

You just won’t have the patience to pay attention for any length of time.

hey! is that bacon!?

Social activities are a much better option for you today.

lets see:  crazy dawg @ 11:30; tranquila bar @ sunset.  schedule complete.

it’s a good thing when the universe lays your day out for you and sets your priorities.

i could get into this kind of thing.

i wonder if it’s too late to get into astrology school this semester?

why, yes, i am a sagittarius, why do you ask?

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5 Responses to “daily horoscope”

  1. UTLgirl Says:

    Your brain is excellent at coming up with new schemes, but maybe not so hot at understanding complex ideas or performing elaborate calculations.

    Damn, there went my SF sheets!

    PS: bring me back a Golden Retriever with pickle relish!!!!!

  2. UTLgirl Says:

    🙂

    Whoops, forgot, you’re not coming back cause…

    Social activities are a much better option for you today.

  3. Lindsay Says:

    Don’t you know they have these robots that go around sweeping floors now? I bet it would last all of 30 seconds before someone stole it or broke it.

  4. …i don’t trust robots…besides that they would only rust here…a puppy and a towel would be so much more entertaining don’t you think?

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