small accomplishments

well, i managed to befriend myself on facebook, get to the driftwood for brisket, win a game of spades, watch the jets lose pathetically, be appointed a judge in an upcoming bicycle race, drink a magnum of rum, go to tranquila bar, drink more rum,  successfully negotiate the stairs to my apartment (not to mention the street full of holes) at 1 am, and make it in to work on time.

all in all a good day.

i’m now waiting patiently for sounds of the independence day parade.

i can hear the odd firecracker going off towards the middle of town.

i’ve had my coffee and oreos (note to self:  must get more coffee).

when my head shrinks to a sufficient size i will squeeze through the door and get some more oreos.

i’m pretty sure a massive infusion of caffeine and sugar is exactly what i need.

(i don’t have enough rum left for a bloody mary)

later i will hunt down and subdue the elusive beefsteak and salva vida.

plus i have to clarify the rules of this bike race.

for some reason i’m thinking the prize has something to do with oral sex.

and i don’t think they mean just talking about it.

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3 Responses to “small accomplishments”

  1. quit selling yourself short Jungle, that is an impressive list of large accomplishments.

  2. Humm…. so that’s where that Magnum went!

    Ya beat me, made it for lunch, missed the brisket 😦

  3. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
    George Bernard Shaw (1856 – 1950), Man and Superman (1903) “Maxims for Revolutionists”

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