progress?

so … there i am tripping (literally) down the street, dodging potholes, golf carts, and dogs.

it’s what you do here if you want to do anything like, say, buy food and stuff.

i’m on my way to bushs’ grocery store to look for english muffins.

let’s just say it’s a personal quest these days.

so i’m strolling along all mr. natural like when, out of the blue, as in the last thing, the very last thing, i would ever have expected to see on this island … there it is.

a lift, an elevator, a rip in the fabric of time and space has opened up to reveal a parallel universe.

my first thought was that i had suffered a stroke and was about to start speaking with a newfoundland accent.

my next thought was wtf?

followed closely by “you’ve got to be shitting me!”

an elevator.

in utila.

the next thing you know music will be coming out of my ass.

did you just hear something?

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10 Responses to “progress?”

  1. two flatulence posts, back to back? The doctor must take you off of the baleadas.

  2. UTLgirl Says:

    And the Ham & Beans 🙂

  3. UTLgirl Says:

    Ahem…..

    Jungle, July 8th ????

    Now where did I put those smudge pots 🙂

  4. UTLgirl Says:

    Oh there they are. Now where did I put the NV goggles?

  5. Hey Jungle, I just happened to score some nice pieces of ham this morning. I guess another big pot of beans is in order for later in the week, now I just have to find some Martha White’s mix.

  6. UTLgirl Says:

    Last day of the IE. Last day of grace for not posting.

    Tomorrow, is another story 😦

  7. UTLgirl Says:

    Grace period over.
    You have been warned!

  8. UTLgirl Says:

    Tick tock

  9. UTLgirl Says:

    Oh Jungle …… :-“

  10. There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 – 1832)

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