canada day


another canada day come and gone.

i just barely dodged this one.

a raucous time of abject revelry and joy.

“canucks gone wild” as it were.

copius amounts of beer, rum, and poutine consumed at alarming rates.  (not to mention returned).

and for what?  well you might ask.

why, to celebrate the dominion of british rule over said canadians.

(who else has a holiday like this one?)

loving subjects happily wagging their tails and bowing toward the mecca that is london.

but, alas, all was not to end well.

the fabled vachibou failed to make an appearance signaling yet another year of domination.

the apparent disfavor of the vachibou is an obvious harbinger of … oh, je ne sais quoi.

i think i’m starting to get this whole maple leaf thing.

and it all just puts me in a laconian frame of mind.

* no real canadians were harmed in the making of this post.

** july 4th is just around the corner; have fun.


2 Responses to “canada day”

  1. Lindsay Says:

    You’re just upset that we didn’t share the poutine with ya!

  2. UTLgirl Says:

    Hi Jungle

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