home front

so my guitar is still in tune (i’m so proud!), i finally got some clean sheets (don’t ask), and stumpy (my gecko) is busily growing another tail.

he likes to wag his newly acquired stub at me in a menacing (and disturbingly sexual) way whenever i catch him eating my cheese dip. (he seems to prefer the little green things that grow around the edges.)

i like to see how high he can jump whenever i slam my hand down on the table. sometimes he leaves me a little black and white present. it’s a game we play.

in other news i’ve discovered that the sci-fi channel can produce some unbelievably bad stuff.

let’s just say that, for those of you who hope to someday go into the movie-making business:

a plot that includes four modern day redneck cowboy vampires robbing a mexican border town bank of several million dollars (cash) in u.s. currency is an image you should erase from your mind. forever.

no, really.

that $99.95 “Producer-In-A-Box” thing you get at walmart leaves a lot of very important steps out of the movie making process.

trust me on this.

and wtf happened to battlestar galactica? you turn your back for a couple of years and this is the best they can do?

“frac!?” … “frac!?”

if this is another way of saying “crap” they hit the nail right on the head.

robert heinlein and issac asimov are spinning in their graves.

can you hear it?

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3 Responses to “home front”

  1. Lindsay Says:

    Oh Jungle. So reminiscent of last evenings conversation. If only more people had the balls to write the words “fuck”, “frick” etc into their scripts perhaps the world or television script writing wouldn’t be so horrible.

    And do they really sell those kits for $99.95 at Walmart? *ponders*

  2. i certainly hope they sell those things because it’s way past time for my epic thriller “Utila – Cape Beer”. salva your money for a ticket now.

  3. UTLgirl Says:

    Hi Jungle

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