yeah, i know…everyone is writing about the celestial body formerly known as pluto losing its planetary status.

imagine a bunch of astronomers hanging out in a dingy cafe (what else do they have to do, really?) knocking back a few budvars and talking about their recent “symposium” in orlando…

“that dog might have been big in the old days but that doesn’t give him the right to piss on my leg like that. calls himself a star. he ain’t no star!”

“i hear ya, brother! he ain’t no star!”


interestingly “star”, in drunken czech, sounds a lot like “planet” in drunken czech.

and…it’s widely known that “journalists” like to lurk around dingy bars looking for a “story” that will get them out of the mail room.

let’s imagine one overheard this conversation.

as i’ve mentioned before i have been in contact with extra-terrestrial races by virtue of blasting my blog into outerspace through blogs-in-space.

i have it on good authority that the “plutonians” don’t give a rats ass about this.

god of the dead

this guy is another deal altogether.

9 Responses to “pluto”

  1. Scuba_dude_Gene Says:

    Far out man…

  2. Toniyah Tonijah Says:

    Our destinies are not in the stars
    But in our own hands.

    Pluto or no Pluto, life goes on.

    God bless.

  3. Billychic Says:

    Thanks for writing about it – and being unique and entertaining.

    I’ve got like two drafts worth of material I was going to write about it, but now it seems pointless.

    Fun, very fun over in your neck of the woods.


  4. Matt the Hat Says:

    I think I’ll just ignore these “offical” people as it makes not the slightest difference to anyone if you call a stick a stick or a lump of wood.

  5. ariadneK, Ph.D. Says:

    I feel kinda sad about the “demotion”. In my opinion, it comes down to modern-day fuckwads wanting to think they are studly scientific-boners for reversing a past definition.

    Does that make sense?

    Sorry, just my 2 cents!!!

    (Dig your blog, BTW)…

  6. hehehehe. pluto will have its revenge

  7. Bound for Ceiba Says:

    Poor little Pluto…

  8. Liar_Liar Says:

    Think if the same astronomers were sitting on pluto they would change their mind fast??

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