going home
well, it’s official…
…i’m going back to texas.
where briskets grow on trees, ice cold beer freely flows in every stream, and 4 alarm chili bubbles up in hot springs.
back to luckenbach with willie, waylon, and the boys.
home to the armadillo.
the friendliest people and the prettiest women you ever seen.
home.
April 1, 2008 at 2:03 pm
April fools right?? right??
April 1, 2008 at 6:55 pm
When does your boat dock? Where are you headed and when are you coming to Midland? I just looked up and saw the other comment. There for a brief moment, I thought I was going to be able to drink too much with you and not have to buy a plane ticket….I’ll wait and see what tomorrow’s post brings.
April 2, 2008 at 7:46 am
Don’t Go! The image of you sitting at Parrot’s Bar with Salva Vida in hand has been permanently etched in my mind since the turn of the Millenium.
Look straight ahead, then 90 degrees and go 3 kick-cycles. There you’ll find that ‘old Utila time’. Who knows, it may even be a bottle of Jack later on in the year, as I am thinking of coming back to Utila to do my IDC……
Jo
April 2, 2008 at 9:13 am
The world as it really is: Texas World
April 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
PS: We KNOW it’s an April Foooooools Joke because ….
“All your Exes live in Texas”
The one in particular….
“came from Fort Worth, but Forth Worth couldn’t hold her”.
but I know you, and you’ll brave the…
“flooding down in Texas”…
because…
“Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, you fell in love with a Mexican Girl”
Yeah I know, I know… ‘Get a Life Erin!”
May 2, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Come on Jungle,
The prettiest women aren’t in Texas!
Maybe the best B.B.Q though.
Are you leaving Utila for good?
Dude, You are a old salt! You can’t stay landlock!
Exspand your horizons, and check out other dive destinations Jim!
I agree though, the owners of Utila lodge is sleazy!
His wife seems nice though, but their bratty lil’ daughter thinks that she
special because she grew up on Utila. She looked at me as if I am
scumbag, and I am half Latin! Lil’ Bitch!
Tell Dr.John that he is Crazy! He told me to purchase a gun while on the mainland of Honduras.
What kind of a advice is that from a Doctor? Not very sound at all!
What a Borracho!
Jungle, the Bay islands are nice, but exspand your horizons!
Check out Koh Tao! The food is better for you in Thailandia, and
the woman would give you the best thai massage for $10 bucks.
Happy endings are offered too! Like you wouldn’t mind!
Ok Jim, later dazes